MILKERS - Cattle Clicker

"There's only one thing I want in my life. And that is... to be The Ultimate Super Mega Neo, uhh.. Omega? Umm... Giga Ultra MILKERS!"

A relaxing game about milking a cow!

Or is it?

All you need to do is only one: guide our dear protagonist to become The Milkers To End All Milkers! Oh, and become rich along the run.

But how do you do that? Well... there are a few activities you can do to achieve that dream! Stuff like:

• Milk the cow.
• Feed the cow.
• Drink the milk from the cow (2 grades).
• Milk the cow.
• Hire a milkmaid to help you milk the cow.
• Milk the cow.
• Gamble your money on Slot Masheep.
• Feed the chicken and steal her eggs (10 types of different rarities).
• Milk the cow.
• Participate in Umm I Must Goon Man.
• Buy trophies (6 kinds).
• Milk the cow.
• Collect hidden items (4 total).
• And milk the cow!

So what are you waiting for? Those udders won't milk themselves!

                                                                                     

This game contains jokes that some people may find to be unfunny, tasteless, or inappropriate.

This game is also made in less than a day with RPG Maker 3000 and RTP assets, so don't expect high quality gameplay. I wanted to see what I can make in a short period of time with a limited engine. Oh, also meme-ing and shitposting.